The March Hare took the watch and looked at it gloomily: then he dipped it into his cup of tea, and looked at it again: but he could think of nothing better to say than his first remark, ` It was the BEST butter, you know.'   [перевод...]

Alice had been looking over his shoulder with some curiosity. `What a funny watch!' she remarked. `It tells the day of the month, and doesn't tell what o'clock it is!'   [перевод...]

`Why should it?' muttered the Hatter. `Does YOUR watch tell you what year it is?'   [перевод...]

`Of course not,' Alice replied very readily: `but that's because it stays the same year for such a long time together.'   [перевод...]

`Which is just the case with MINE,' said the Hatter.   [перевод...]

Alice felt dreadfully puzzled. The Hatter's remark seemed to have no sort of meaning in it, and yet it was certainly English. `I don't quite understand you,' she said, as politely as she could.   [перевод...]